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ELLEN.
laughing harder than i should be
ELLEN OH MY GOD
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I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
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Thank god the new iPhone takes panoramic pictures.
I can finally send dick pics.
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money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
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